The Mattobelli Empire
A Minecraft Production by Matt Pitt and Mike Altobelli
Musicians I’m Supposed To Like But I Don’t and I Kinda Feel Badly About It But Not Really List
In no particular order...
- Miles Davis - Kind of Blue? More like Kind of Blows.
- Janis Joplin - I'll listen to "Turtle Blues" and "Summertime." Everything else makes me want to overdose on heroin.
- REM - Shiny Happy Bullshit if you ask me.
- Live Led Zeppelin - A 25 minute guitar solo followed be a 25 minute drum solo followed by a 25 minute mellotron solo. Musical masturbation at its very best.
- Mumford & Sons aka Butthole & Sons
- Garth Brooks - I've said it before and I'll say it again: Guys wearing really big hats cannot be taken seriously.
- Solo John Lennon - The majority of the "serious Beatle's" solo work was seriously boring.
- Bob Marley - Somebody please tell me what type of ganja to smoke because I just don't understand the fascination with his music or reggae for that matter.
- About 95% of all the music recorded in the 1980's - Come on, I know I'm not alone with this one.
- The Smiths - Fucking. Hate. The. Smiths. I'd rather go to the dentist then listen to The Smiths. #KillMorrissey.
The Rolling Stones “Shattered” Covered by Eddie Vedder & Jeanne Tripplehorn
Yeah, that Jeanne Tripplehorn.
Special Report: Hot Dogs -- Chris Burns aka Michael Altobelli
Michael Altobelli's 5th grade "report" on hot dogs made with Minecraft and a little help from Daddy Altobelli.
The Great No Chip Challenge 2014
I went an entire year without a potato chip! Watch me now as I enjoy my first chip in 365 days.